The Boss - Aussie Man Hands
Natural Exfoliating Soap Bar
While we can't guarantee this will add another notch to your tool belt (because you're already the big kahuna), it will make you even cleaner than the handwoven, Egyptian cotton sheets your missus won't let you lay on.
The Boss ain't for the faint-hearted and is made from the tears your brother in law shed when he got kale juice on his silk tie. Ground walnut shell adds to the experience. If you want a gritty soap to scrub the day away, this is the one for you.